reading-laughing-philandering:
My Girlfriend’s a dick magnet My Girlfriend’s gotta have it
She’s hot, can’t stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he’ll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she’ll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin’ down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin’ tough. Mess with her, she’ll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she’s drunk or if she’s stoned, but she’s
Comin’ back to my place tonight!She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she’s naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!Red thong, Party’s on, Love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if she’s drunk or is she’s stoned
But she’s coming back to my place tonight. I say
No one really knows just how far she’s gonna go,
But I’m gonna find out later tonightShe likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she’s naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!Doesn’t take her long to make things right.
But does it make her wrong to
Have the time of her life. the time of her life
My girlfriend’s a dick magnet My girlfriend’s gotta have itShe’s a gold digger now you figure out it’s over, pull the trigger.
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone, The money spent
I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly,
Man she’s hot and fixed to be, the future
Ex-Miss Connolly!She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down she’s naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!She’s a bad, bad girlfriend.
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend.
Who said anything about me being in a foul mood?
What man would turn down a free treat?
One who isn’t in the mood. Now be gone.
And that’s why I think you’re in a foul mood~
Oh no. No, I was in quite a pleasant mood until you walked in.
You should let me fix that, then~ (she starts walking towards him)
Who said anything about me being in a foul mood?
What man would turn down a free treat?
One who isn’t in the mood. Now be gone.
And that’s why I think you’re in a foul mood~
Sorry. Busy. Very busy.
Too busy for five minutes~?
Yes, very.
Two minutes? The more we debate this, the less time you’ll have to resume your activities~
Then please leave me alone.
But leaving you in such a foul mood would make me feel bad~
Sorry. Busy. Very busy.
Too busy for five minutes~?
Yes, very.
Two minutes? The more we debate this, the less time you’ll have to resume your activities~
oocbox replied to your post: thesarcasticnecromancer: peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:…
Did I hear “blowjob”? ~QB [not sorry]No
No no, I’m quite certain that I did.
Nope
I wouldn’t mind giving you a taste~
oocbox replied to your post: thesarcasticnecromancer: peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:…
Did I hear “blowjob”? ~QB [not sorry]No
No no, I’m quite certain that I did.




