Queen of the Morolian Spiders
Fuck marry kiss. Put three names in my askbox.

((alternatively, send some Q’s?

otherwise, I’m going the fuck to nap in ten))

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violet-lee:

this is beautiful. 

violet-lee:

this is beautiful. 

Theory of A Deadman - Bad Girlfriend
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reading-laughing-philandering:

My Girlfriend’s a dick magnet My Girlfriend’s gotta have it 
She’s hot, can’t stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he’ll 
Ring the bell, get her drunk she’ll scream like hell. 
Dirty girl, gettin’ down, dance with guys from outta town. 
Grab her ass, actin’ tough. Mess with her, she’ll fuck you up. 
No one really knows if she’s drunk or if she’s stoned, but she’s 
Comin’ back to my place tonight!

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat 
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth 
I like to strip her down she’s naughty to the end 
You know what she is, no doubt about it 
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!

Red thong, Party’s on, Love this song, sing along. 
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home 
No one really knows if she’s drunk or is she’s stoned 
But she’s coming back to my place tonight. I say 
No one really knows just how far she’s gonna go, 
But I’m gonna find out later tonight

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat 
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth 
I like to strip her down she’s naughty to the end 
You know what she is, no doubt about it 
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!

Doesn’t take her long to make things right. 
But does it make her wrong to 
Have the time of her life. the time of her life 
My girlfriend’s a dick magnet My girlfriend’s gotta have it

She’s a gold digger now you figure out it’s over, pull the trigger. 

Futures finished, there it went, savings gone, The money spent

I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly, 
Man she’s hot and fixed to be, the future 
Ex-Miss Connolly!

She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat 
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth 
I like to strip her down she’s naughty to the end 
You know what she is, no doubt about it 
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend!

She’s a bad, bad girlfriend. 
She’s a bad, bad girlfriend.

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

queenofmorolianspiders:

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

queenofmorolianspiders:

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

Who said anything about me being in a foul mood?

What man would turn down a free treat?

One who isn’t in the mood. Now be gone.

And that’s why I think you’re in a foul mood~

Oh no. No, I was in quite a pleasant mood until you walked in.

You should let me fix that, then~ (she starts walking towards him)

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

queenofmorolianspiders:

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

Who said anything about me being in a foul mood?

What man would turn down a free treat?

One who isn’t in the mood. Now be gone.

And that’s why I think you’re in a foul mood~

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

Who said anything about me being in a foul mood?

What man would turn down a free treat?

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

queenofmorolianspiders:

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

queenofmorolianspiders:

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

Sorry. Busy. Very busy.

Too busy for five minutes~?

Yes, very.

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Two minutes? The more we debate this, the less time you’ll have to resume your activities~

Then please leave me alone.

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But leaving you in such a foul mood would make me feel bad~

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

queenofmorolianspiders:

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

Sorry. Busy. Very busy.

Too busy for five minutes~?

Yes, very.

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Two minutes? The more we debate this, the less time you’ll have to resume your activities~

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

Sorry. Busy. Very busy.

Too busy for five minutes~?

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

queenofmorolianspiders:

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

imageoocbox replied to your post: thesarcasticnecromancer: peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:…

Did I hear “blowjob”? ~QB [not sorry]

No

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No no, I’m quite certain that I did.

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Nope

I wouldn’t mind giving you a taste~

Put two people in my ask and I’ll tell you which I’d rather sleep with.

peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:

imageoocbox replied to your post: thesarcasticnecromancer: peony-ooh-la-la-malkuth:…

Did I hear “blowjob”? ~QB [not sorry]

No

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No no, I’m quite certain that I did.