Queen of the Morolian Spiders

PSA: IF WE’RE IN A MUTUAL AND YOU WANT TO THROW A STARTER AT ME BECAUSE YOUR MUSE WANTS MINE OR YOU JUST WANT TO ROLEPLAY IN GENERAL —- JUST DO IT. I PROMISE, I’LL SCREAM WITH HAPPINESS IF YOU DO. YOU’RE NOT BOTHERING ME ; I WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH ALL OF THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW. OKAY, YOU’RE ALL WONDERFUL. PCE.

psa. i am an agonizingly slow roleplayer — my muses are fickle and some days all i can manage is chat threads or shenanigans. other days i can pump out longer threads like no one’s business. if it takes me a while on your thread it has nothing to do with you as a writer or me losing my muse for the thread. 

If you’re an RP blog in one of the following fandoms, please reblog/like this so I can check your blog out.

holynightmarecorporation:

  • Kirby
  • Pokémon
  • Metroid
  • Legend of Zelda
  • Super Mario

Pretty much anything Nintendo, but the above are the ones I’m most familiar with. FCs and OCs are cool, too, so long as they’re not Gary/Mary Sues.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

                                                Destroy.

                                            Destroy them.

                                        Destroy everything.

                                                                              You don’t need them.

               They’re vermin,
                                    traitors,
                                                                 foul little leeches.

                                       Disgusting. Pathetic.

    Kill them all.

                                        Wring their necks.
                          Drain the juices from their corpses.

                                                                   Make them suffer.

                                Break them once and for all.

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ manipulation

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ mindgames

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ murder

Five bottles of insect repellant

Sorry, your request was denied for the following reasons:

-“Fuck you”.

Five nickelbacks, of course. ...What? We are summoning a quarterback, right? ... ... ...Fuck you, that was funny.
Anonymous

Processing…

Processing…

Sorry, humor.exe has stopped. Would you like to try your summon again?

please reblog if you are a role player and are still active on tumblr

insanitys-love:

I’ve decided to make a master list of all rp’ers since I can’t barely find anyone that’s active and since that I don’t want other to have search religiously to find that one role player that rp’s as that one character we can never find alone.

five drawcia clones
Anonymous

It seems that you have managed to summon beings that are not QB. Please try again later after you’ve reconsidered your points.

four bras and one pair of underwear
Anonymous

You have reached the secretary of QB, please hold.

….

sorry, QB is currently unable to come to your summons. Please try again later with more valuable offerings.

it started as a joke and it’s now an otp
that wonderful ship that you were like “yeah right” and now you are like “FUCKING DAMN IT” (via ashketchumwrites)
5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
queenofmorolianspiders:

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✹ Ten years RPing experience, give or take. One and a half on tumblr.
✹ OC + Series friendly. 
✹ Suggestive themes and violent RPs, will tag NSFW as such.
✹ Open to all genres of RP, barring smut.
✹ Open to all skill level of writers + RPers.
✹ No length or writing style preferences.


                                              /\•/\ 
                  Justice does not exist;                                       /\•/\ /\•/\                                                 With sharp fangs her spiders carve in deep                           a cavity within the soul        /\•/\       /\•/\                                                          She will end victims’ time slowly.   /\•/\                                                       /\•/\              /\•/\            /\•/\        /\•/\
Credits for artwork: metanaitokyou, boodonkulousfineass, ghost-candle, thathipsteremperor, @kipchannel, crackedtarp, notnights, squigglydigg.

queenofmorolianspiders:

                                    »About«  »Writing«  »Links«  »Home«   

✹ Ten years RPing experience, give or take. One and a half on tumblr.

✹ OC + Series friendly. 

✹ Suggestive themes and violent RPs, will tag NSFW as such.

✹ Open to all genres of RP, barring smut.

✹ Open to all skill level of writers + RPers.

✹ No length or writing style preferences.

                                              /\•/\ 

                  Justice does not exist;                                       /\•/\
 /\•/\                                                 With sharp fangs her spiders carve in deep 
                          a cavity within the soul        /\•/\
       /\•/\                                                          She will end victims’ time slowly.   /\•/\               
                                        /\•/\              /\•/\            /\•/\        /\•/\

Credits for artwork: metanaitokyou, boodonkulousfineass, ghost-candle, thathipsteremperor, @kipchannel, crackedtarp, notnights, squigglydigg.